You know what really grinds my gears?
1. Windshield wipers MID-SHEILD. HARD pass. In fact, if I accidentally park my car and the wipers have landed mid-shield, I turn the car back on—let those puppies go, then turn off the wipers and wait to ensure they have reached the correct and natural state of rest. #manners
2. 2nd Trips. #DONOTEXIST
3. Their. There. And THEY’RE. #srsly #getyourshittogether
4. Practically EMPTY MILK cartons. REALLY? YOU LEFT a
tablespoon of milk left in the carton? THAT’S ADORABLE. I had HUGE hopes and
dreams that started with a box of cereal and ended with fridge-rage (like road-rage but directed to people I know really well and/or love and is done standing
in front of an open fridge).
5. The High-Five Blow-Off. Initiating a solid high-five with a top bro and that bro totally missed the memo. #awkwardhairfix #alwayslookattheelbow
AND
6. DRIVERS. Literally, everyone driving around me that isn’t doing exactly what I want and need them to do when I want it. #anywayyouwantitthat’sthewayyouneedit #iswearlikeasailorwhilstdriving #ROADRAGE #buckleup! #turnsignalsarereal
7. Slow cross walk pedestrians. People LITERALLY walk slower. #inconsiderate #angryelf
8. Bills. Being an adult is hard and stupid. I quit. #profound
9. Paper cuts.
10. No Shoes FOR YOU. When you're trying on shoes and they have every size but the one you need....
11. UVA fans. Especially fans that never went to UVA. #commonsense
12. Internet Explorer.
13. Websites where music automatically starts playing and you can't find where to turn it off.
14. Dysfuctional straws.
9. Paper cuts.
10. No Shoes FOR YOU. When you're trying on shoes and they have every size but the one you need....
11. UVA fans. Especially fans that never went to UVA. #commonsense
12. Internet Explorer.
13. Websites where music automatically starts playing and you can't find where to turn it off.
14. Dysfuctional straws.
15. When Netflix removes seasons from its catalog. #assholes
16. News that interrupts my regular scheduled programming.
17. Cabinets or Drawers left open. You know why I can’t odd?
BECAUSE I CAN’T EVEN #real
18. Jimmy Johns Delivery. Now, everyone knows I just LOVE Jimmy Johns but HOW DARE YOU say you’ll deliver if you only deliver to a 1-mile radius. It’s not my fault you only have bike-delivery bros.#BULLSHIT #NICEcar #WILLdriveforJJ’s #numerocuatro=tukeytom
There’s obviously like way more things that grind my gears but the important thing is that ya’ll get a solid glimpse of my most current up-to-date peeves, you. are. welcome. OH and happy SEPTEMBER. Make good choices and stuff. #winkyface
